"The bridges we burn light the way"
Just your average 18 year old guy from fabulous Las Vegas. I can be pretty socially awkward, but I'm not a complicated person. Talk to me and get to know me? Feel like creeping? Check the "me" tag.

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blazepress:

The moment just before a shark breaks the surface tension of the water.

blazepress:

The moment just before a shark breaks the surface tension of the water.

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towerofliza:

Good night and sweet dreams

Swoon

if something is too spicy for you, follow these simple steps!

cybersuccubus:

  1. stop being a fucking bitch
  2. eat more of it
  3. cry you fucking pussy

+ 38881

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michaelgordons:

knowlizzycurran:

Wow… This guy makes Nash Grier look like a saint

he is fucking trash i am so angry 

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Ask phill of the future

Ask phill of the future

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

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katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

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Teddy Lupin & Victoire Weasley react to Rita Skeeter’s article concerning their shenanigans, with Luke Newberry as Teddy and Elle Fanning as Victoire.

inspiration x

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almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

almost-too-white-to-function:

lgbbq:

The farther away from valentines day it gets the funnier it is

Fuck you guys I just waited for this thing to load for a solid 6 minutes….

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trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then